Poor Becca has to give a talk tonight in the "Reject Ward", meaning those kids who work during the day. I was looking up mormon jokes for her to open her talk with. These are so bad, but, yet so funny. Hope they lighten up your day. Also, here's a photo of my weekend project up in McCall. I never want to paint again. A man in the ward goes to see his bishop and says, "Bishop, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The bishop asks, "What's wrong?" The man replies, "My wife is poisoning me." The bishop, a bit surprised, asks, "How can that be?" The brother then pleads, "I'm telling you - I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?" The bishop then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." The next day the bishop calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for ov...
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